Havaianas
I recently bought my first pair of Havaianas Slippers (Just play along).
It’s amazing how these flip flops are prized. I mean these Spartan looking slippers is prized at 600 to almost 900 Pesosesoses! Is that lawful?
I told my friends that these types of slippers are the ones that can be left out there. It can slip off your feet. These are the slippers that can be “accidentally” thrown off your feet. You could scream “Oh no! My HAVAIANAS!”
Teto sokat mo?
“Teto sokat mo?”
I have nothing against my nieces being raised by their yaya’s. But there is just one little thing…a little bit of protest here.
My sister just told me today that our niece asked her this morning if the one peso in the bedroom is hers “Tita Tem, kanino yung peso?” It would sound as if she is asking in a Taglish manner but we know better so my sister said “Hindi peso, PIIIIIIIIIISSSO (piso).” Said with emphasis on the Tagalog word for peso. So my niece corrected herself, “Tita Tem, kanino yung PIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSU?” We’re still hoping we could do something about it but for now “Lula, onan ko?” and “Tita Tem, kanino ang pisu?” would be acceptable.
Government Warning
Government warning: Never ever EVER speak of date experiences with your new date (even if you have vivid memories that it was with them). Make new discussions with your new date and never pick up topics from old discussions.
Why? I had once a date with someone (some of you know her already), we were trying to catch a movie after work and hurriedly flew to Greenbelt 3 from our building in Ayala Ave. As we checked the movie we were planning to watch, we realized that we were already late. We then checked the Glorieta showing of the same movie in a poster in Greenbelt and we realized that we still could catch up the movie one hour from the time we saw the poster.
We then walked the long walkway of Greenbelt through Landmark then to Glorietta. We then reached the Glorieta 4 cinema only to find out that we were already late because of the erroneous movie schedule in Greenbelt.
We then got pissed off and looked for someone to blame for the wrong time posted in the previous mall. We found our target! The ticket lady! She apologized and called her counterpart in Greenbelt. After the battle with the poor girl, we arrived in the conclusion to just window-shop around Glorietta.
We then ate dinner at the Spaghetti Factory. During that dinner, I told her to never trust that movie guide again. Why? Because that’s the second time that we were fooled by that same movie scheduling posted in Greenbelt.
She paused for a while, and then told me slowly that it was our first time to look at that movie schedule. I blushed a little as I slowly realized she was not the same date that I was with when I checked that same poster.
Jeez…How should I know?
The Big Kate Hudson Question
We were all wondering… How did Kamiseta get Kate Hudson to model for them? I mean does she know that she is the spokesperson for the Philippine Brand of Clothing?
The Big Question was answered when Joy texted me… “Orlee, I think Kate Hudson knows that she is the model of Kamiseta”, I asked her how? “She happily poses in the grass wearing Kamiseta.”
I guess when a model wears a brand of clothing and lies on the grass I bet she really knows. GOOD ONE JOY!
Real Bank Funny Moment # 1
A client was filling up an application form when she realized that she does not know what to put on the WORK/JOB Field. Nini, one of the Marketing Assistants said, “Just put housewife, madam.” The client looked in her left and right and said doubtfully “But I am still single…”
