100th Funny Side of the Story: Top 10 Best Entries
10. If A Face Could Launch A Thousand Ships
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2007/01/if_a_face_could.html
9. A Change is Coming
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2007/02/a_change_is_com.html
8. Teto Sokat Mo
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2006/09/teto_sokat_mo.html
7. Leave
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2007/06/leave.html
6. Pinakamagandang Kurtina sa Balat ng Lupa
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2006/10/pinakamagandang.html
5. Funny Bank Moment # 4: Social na Cliente
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2007/01/funny_bank_mome.html
4. Tito Kiss!
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2006/11/tito_kiss.html
3. Boy
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2007/04/boy.html
2. Monkey-Monkey-Anabelle
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2006/12/monkeymonkeyann.html
1. Shower
http://orleebaldedara.blogs.friendster.com/blogblogan_na/2006/12/shower.html
All This Time
Nini was requesting for me to download a song from the internet so that I could send it to her celphone via blue tooth.
“Sir Orlee, pa-download ng All This Time ni Tiffany.”
Chona, who also knows the song, replied, “Ah yun ba yung…<singing> ALL THIS TIME, ON AND ON IVE NO REGRETS ……”
Nini not quite pleased with the Chona’s rendition, interrupted her in her concert-like performance and said, “Hindi yan, Ms. Cho,”
Chona, quite dumbstruck, asked, “Eh anong kanta yun?”
Nini burst in a song, “ALL THIS TIME, ON AND ON…” the same song but in a higher pitch.
“Ha?! Orlee, di ba ‘yun din ang kinanta ko ‘di ba? Parang sinabi na wala talaga ako sa tono? Buset.”
Vending Scam
In the Generali Pilipinas Pantry, there are Softdrinks and Coffee Vending Machines. Since I am not a fan of softdrinks I always order my favorite Mocha Flavored (Twelve Peso) Coffee.
During the afternoon merienda, Boss Don, Meynard and I passed by the vending machine and saw that the Coffee Machine already has a 5-peso Credit! That means I only need two put seven pesos and Vuala! I have my favorite coffee.
I immediately inserted my one peso coins in the coin slot without even checking if the machine does accept it. After inserting 6 pesos I realized that the display still says "YOUR CREDIT IS 5.00" I guess the vending machine is broken.
Bye-bye 6 pesos! That’s the karma for my "kasakiman".
One Week in Japan
When I came back from Japan I told Dudz over Yahoo Messenger, "It’s so hot naman here in the Philippines."
She replied, "Hoy! Hoy! Hoy! H’wag ka mag-inarte, isang Linggo ka lang sa Japan!"
Elevator Experience
After processing all that was needed to be processed on the sixth floor, I stepped on the elevator to go down to the meeting in the Ground Floor.
The elevator was filled with three girls and a guy, I think they’re from the other company. They were laughing (I can’t recall the joke, maybe it was funny) when I stepped in. The girls stepped off on the 3rd floor, the guy was left with me inside the elevator.
Suddenly, he sang, "Honey it’s true, there’s just you, you must have been heaven-sent hearing me call you when…" to himself outloud, I ofcourse sang along with him.
Just kidding, that was what I thought of doing but I acted coolly and pretended not hearing him. I stepped off on the Ground Floor and said to myself, "Freak."
Tease Me
I found this sign in Island Cove Safari.
Don’t dare tease the animals:
"Panget! Panget!"
"Buwaya! Matakaw ka!"
"Malaki mata mo kwago!"
Leave
I was planning to take a three day leave from work so I sent the Vacation Leave form on my boss’ desk.
He immediately called me by the time he received the form, "Orlee?"
"Yes boss?"
"Natanggap ko na yung leave mo…SEPTEMBER?!"
"Yes sir."
"Itatapon ko to ha? Antagal pa! Mag-file ka ulit sa August."
"Ok sir."
Father’s Day
Two days ago, we asked tatay, "Tay, kelan ba Father’s day?"
Tatay immediately answered, "Sa Linggo! Sa Linggo n’yo ako reregaluhan."
You now know where I got my conceitedness.
Name Game
An old choirmate of mine back in High School was named, Mark Albert Alberto. He is his father’s namesake, Engr. Albert Alberto.
We called him by his surname, Alberto.
One time, we tried to call him at home, “Good evening po, pwede po kay Alberto?”
Her mom answered the phone, “Sinong Alberto?”
“Ay sorry po! Kay Albert po.”
“Sinong Albert?”
Use It!
My nieces and I were fooling around this morning. We played the GOING BULILIT use the word in a sentence and I initiated that we use their names.
I asked them, "Use Aki in a sentence."
They all said, "USE IT!" like the kids in the TV show said it.
I sang the Itchy Worms song, "Aki ka na lang!" and Akemi immediately sings with me in the background and answered, "Aki ka na lang…"
I then asked them to, "Use Ponette in a sentence,"
They all said, "USE IT!"
I sang a tuneless song of "Ponette, ponette ponette."
Ponette was not happy with this said, "Tito! Hindi ‘yan! Yung kay Beyonce," and she sang "… Check on me tonight."
I immediately picked my brains up and realized she was right. She was singing a tune on the Pink Panther soundtrack CHECK ON IT:
Ooo boy you looking like you like what you see
Won’t you come over and check up on it (A-PONETTE)
I’ma let you work up on it (A-PONETTE)
Ladies let him check up on it (A-PONETTE)
Watch it while he check up on it (A-PONETTE)
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it
Check on me tonight
Chona’s Yaya
Chona’s yaya has not gone home for two days now. She is quite worried where her helper might be. Chona was so worried.
This afternoon, Chona received a text message: ate, nag iwan po ako ng sulat s ilalm ng unan, d n po ako uuwi, nagtanan n me.
True Friend
Remember the days when kids would just gang up on someone without any explanation.
“Wag mong papansinin si Maricris. Galit natin ‘yan “
As a true friend, you would not talk to Maricris. You would not ask why are we at war with Maricris. You would not reconcile with Maricris until your friend is at peace with Maricris. Poor Maricris.
